Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Out of 5150 to Titans Practice


Hey Vince how ya doin hun? Everything Ok? Are you strapped? Are you drunk? Ok check it the whole football world knows that since you single handedly destroyed USC in the Nat'l Championship game, you havent done, well pretty much anything.  Its not college where you can excel on pure athleticism, you have to use your brain(and after what you scored on the Wonderlic test), and I know thinking ahead of time isn't your strong point. You still have a chance Vince you still do, because once ESPN plays the highlights of you vs USC everyone's jaws drop and they are like why can't he do that in the NFL. Well the NFL is a man's game and they have defensive coordinators that are the smartest minds in football. You have to study, study, study ask Tom Brady, Peyton and Eli Manning. So Vince and your fragile emotional state we need you to stop being a brat and soft and take what life gives you, because life isnt fair sometimes. So when you come back, be seen and not heard like a Japanese kid. Best of luck and put the guns away.

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