Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Hey Rookie...You Gotta Pay Your Dues.

Dez Bryant, wow, when you said you weren't doing WHAT EVERY SINGLE ROOKIE HAS DONE SINCE THE NFL STARTED, all the vets shrugged it off and knew that you just dug yourself a bigger hole. So here is the scenario, Roy Willaims goes to Dez after practice and says, "Dinner on you Rook?" and Dez replies, "Yeah I got you", Roy turns to the team in the locker room and yells, "Dinner on the Rookie!!!!" The team then shows up at Pappas Bros Steakhouse in Dallas, and orders everything on the menu. With the final tab coming in a little south of the $55,000 range. See what happens Dez, when you think you are bigger than the NFL it comes back and bites you on the butt. If you just would've carried his pads you would've saved yourself $55,000. SMH

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Melo Wants To Get Traded...Duh

Carmelo Anthony wants to get traded, because he doesnt feel that JR Smith and Kenyon Martin are good teammates. I dont blame him, but once again GO TO CHICAGO!!!!!!! Don't make the same mistake your friend LeQueen did by choosing the glitz and glamour. I think Chicago is a big enough market(Michael Jordan) to make a lot of money. MJ doesn't really cast a shadow because every Chicago fan knows that there will never be another, word to my brother, MJ. Melo be smart and go to Chicago but tell them not to trade Noah, or Rose.

LeBron Is Giving Her Half

Um yeah, so LeBron is trying to make up for all the flack he's been taking for being a COWARD, I wouldnt say traitor or anything like that because besides having the best record in the League for the past two seasons and as many rings as the people reading this. He didnt have anyone to help him in the playoffs. You know he really didnt need help after what he did to the Pistons in 07, but nonetheless my point:He could've gone to Chicago and won MORE with them then he will with the Heat. And the point of this article: He is giving his baby momma half of everything by proposing to her(if this is true). So LeBron made two of the smartest decisions of his life this summer. I guarantee you Savannah gave him an ultimatum since he chose "Souf Beach".

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Party People I'm Back

Sorry for the long hiatus, I have been getting my mind and self right. All of my equipment got stolen and Im back on my feet now. So Maybachs and Jumpshots will be back in full effect. Here we gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Monday, August 10, 2009

Curse Of The Clippers Begins...Blake Griffin Hurt

I knew it, I knew, I knew it, Blake Griffin(the only reason to watch the Clippers this season)got hurt already. He hurt his shoulder in workouts this summer. Wow wow wow wow, honestly the Clippers need to get an exorcism because they are possessed by losing and bad luck. I pray for Blake I really do, he wont be in LA longer than his rookie contract. Yes, its that bad in Clipperland.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

McDyess To The Spurs

If this was 1998 I'd care. The Spurs get younger and with 1 guy add 100 years to their team avg age. He will play the last 30 games and the Playoffs.

Marcedes Lewis Camp

This guy is an amazing guy 100% stand up individual, I'd dunk on him but he played football, and low key is the most underrated TE in the League. Freak athlete that LIKES to block, you hear that Kellen Winslow??????

Ben Gordon And Charlie Villanueva To Pistons

And you are telling me this because?? Ok so now you have Rodney Stuckey, a combo guard along with Ben Gordon and scoring guard who doesn't know how to spell assist, along with Rip Hamilton, Tayshaun Prince, Jason Maxiell, Charlie Villanueva, and an aging Anotnio McDyess. Wow Joe you have single handedly RUINED your team. You go up there with Isiah when you traded Chauncey Billups for 2 Big Mac's and a large fry. I mean how did the Allen Iverson experiment really work? Mike Curry????!!!!!!!? WTF??? He can't even speak English, that's why the team didn't like him, they were always like, "What he just say?", Come on Joe who did you draft this year?? Austin Daye, he weighs less than Tayshaun who is 87 pounds fully dressed and soaking wet with dumbells in his hand. Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe sometimes guys don't know when to step away from the game. And I almost forgot about Darko instead of Bosh, Wade, or Melo. End of story.

Sheed To The Celts

Hmmmm this could be really good or really bad. I love Sheed and have followed him since he was at Simon Gratz. I think he can give the Celtics 28-33 min a game and extend defenses, but how will he act when he is killing and coming off the bench. He will definitely be the 6th man. I think the East is going to be hell next year with the Magic, Cavs, Celts, gunning for that #1 spot. I think Sheed will help immensely, but I think the Celts get to the Finals this year without him. Still a great coup by the Celtics, it might be a re-match of 08.

R.I.P. Steve McNair

One of my favorite QB's ever(notice I didnt say black) I mean for this guy to play 1-AA College ball was a travesty to football fans everywhere. I remember he was so good that ESPN used to broadcast his games, Sports Illustrated had him on the cover saying, "Hand Him The Heisman", all this while leading Alcorn St to the 1-AA Finals. He avg'd 6!!!! TD's a game and then took his talents to the NFL and was 1yd away from winning the Superbowl. I can go on and on, but I will make it short and sweet for one of the greatest QB's to play the game.