The Baddest Chick In The Game

Candace Parker I would drink your bath water. I would do anything you needed like for real. So fine, so fine and tall and beautiful. You can dunk, you can hoop, you look like a woman(unlike 85% of the WNBA)and you are a better basketball player than your future man(someone please tell me Sheldon Williams doesn't look like Yoda). I have to say congrats to you for winning the WNBA's MVP and R.O.Y.(Rookie of the Year for you lames), you are a great basketball player and when its all said and done might be the best ever(Maya Moore from UConn might beg to differ). I just want to congratulate you and when you come to your senses and leave that wilderbeast of a fiance come holla at the Boss.