NBA Gives Rockets Player Exemption For Yao

Who cares he's done, thanks Yao, but its over they built you wrong in China. And Ariza to the Rockets might be the biggest mistake of his life.

Ron Ron Is A Laker

Kobe said, "I dont think it makes us a better team." How lame is he I mean really? Ron Artest adds toughness and the "Hoodality" that those soft players need. Ok yes they won and I'm going to play devils advocate and bring up the "ifs" Game 2 Courtney Lee makes the tap in, Game 3 win, Game 4 Dwight Howard makes 1!!!!!!!!!!!! Free Throw, the series is 3-1 Orlando and then what? Kobe would've done what he always does when they lose in the playoffs, pout and give up(Game 5 Phoenix 06, Game 7 Phoenix 07, Game 6 Celtics 08). So dont go there Kobe, you know you are going to be the little brother when mom is there, act all tough when she is around to big bro and then not say a word when she is gone. You will probably start a fight and then go and run behind Ron Ron as a punk would. So getting out of Kobe's arrogant world and into the real one. The Lakers have made a huge statement and Kobe you can now act tough because your mom is around.

Vince "Charmin Soft" Carter To Magic

If he stays healthy and doesnt cry it could work, but he is going to get abused by LeBron and Kobe and D Wade and every other tough 2 guard. Devin Harris, and Courtney Lee backcourt along with Brook Lopez holding down the paint. The Nets could be scary in 3-4 years, real scary. At least Vince is gone now there won't be puddles on team flights and in the locker room before games because Vince is so moist.

Jamal Crawford To The Hawks. So What

So Jamal Crawford to the Hawks because he couldn't play for Don Nelson. That is like saying, "I'm not happy I have too much money". I mean really Jamal Crawford you were playing for a coach who doesnt know how to spell defence and you couldnt get along with him. Wow, thats like not being happy because the only girls you sleep with are Victoria Secret and Sports Illustrated models. So now you are going to have Joe Johnson and Jamal Crawford in the back court, both of whom need the ball at all times, and Josh Smith and Marvin Williams. Wow Atlanta GET A POINT GUARD, thats what you get for passing on Chris Paul a guy who said he WANTED to play for you, a first.

Suns Setting On Amar'e

Wow move over Danny Ainge, there is a new Sheriff of Stupid and his name is (drumroll please) Steve Kerr. Hi, Shawn Marion you are just an All-Star so we are going to trade you because you want to show people why we pay you $17mil a season. Steve Nash it doesnt matter that you are 35 with ALL of your best years behind you, this is still YOUR team. Amar'e you have been a beast since you came into the league, and now we are tired of you being mad because you want to score 35 and grab 15 rebs a night like you did vs Tim Duncan and the Spurs in '05. We are tired of it, so as GM of the Suns I think its best we let you and Matt Barnes go along with Shaq because this draft is sooooooo enticing and we are hoping either LeBron, D Wade, Chris Bosh, or Dirk will come join our team in 2010, I highly doubt ANY of them will but I'm not worried because I know Robin Lopez can pick up the slack both you and Shaq are leaving. And I went to Arizona so I know basketball. The Suns are the new Clippers of the West, they will be in the lottery for the next 8-10 years.

Shaq To Cavs...Yawn, LeBron Is Still Gone

Ok so Shaq will be the only center to say he has won a ring with the 3 greatest guards in the NBA since Magic, Michael, and Larry retired. His first 3 with Kobe, His next with D Wade(should have been 2 if they both didn't get hurt in 05), and his latest with the King. Now, I know LeBron LOVES Shaq, but Shaq is going on 60 and LeBron is not even in his prime yet. Bron Bron wants to win now and once he sees how long he has to wait for Shaq to do what he has to do, he wont be happy. Shaq is only going to play 55-60 reg season games anyway. I love Shaq and wont ever say anything bad about him, but this trade should have happened last year.

Please Trade Rondo Danny Please!!!!!!!!

Ok and GM of the year goes to (drumroll please) Danny Ainge. Let me guess Rajon Rondo doesn't feel like he needs to take a backseat to aging stars like Ray Allen, Paul Pierce, or KG? Oh well, get over it, we had this same problem in LA and looked how that worked out(yeah 7 years later after Shaq should've won 2). So I say this dont let Rondo go, because there isn't another guard in the NBA that is a perfect fit for the Celtics than Rondo. Let him run his mouth and do what he wants because in 2 years HE will be the star of that team. Trade him to the Cavs.

The League: Richardson To Spurs For 3 Mules

The League: Richardson To Spurs For 3 Mules

Richardson To Spurs For 3 Mules

The Richard "RJ" Jefferson Project only lasted one season before they found out how sensitive he was and how heartbroken he was that he couldn't be playing with Devin Harris. He also didn't like being yelled at so Scott Skiles said enough and traded him for a Bruce Bowen, a Kurt Thomas, and a Fabricio Umberto(sounds like a shampoo company) all of whom are a combined age of 145 and are all on their last leg(last year of contract), hopefully they will all be put out of their misery when this upcoming season is over. Hopefully "RJ" will develop another man crush for Tony Parker and play like he did early in NJ when he had a good pg. That's TP at the 1 Manu at the 2 RJ at the 3 and Tim Duncan, it doesnt matter who the 5th person is. I see the West getting real interesting.

REALLY!?!?!?!?!?

Ok, as much as I love Chad Johnson, I wish his wife(who is Cuban) would've helped him out with this. Chad Johnson the former is now known as Chad "Ochocinco", so basically he is saying that his name is Chad 85(not eighty five, but eightfive)instead of Chad 8-5, very weird and super hood. His name should read Chad Ocho-Cinco, wow gotta love that Pac 10 education. Bengals make noise this year.