The League

Hey Rookie...You Gotta Pay Your Dues.

2010-09-28T12:32:00.001-07:00

Dez Bryant, wow, when you said you weren't doing WHAT EVERY SINGLE ROOKIE HAS DONE SINCE THE NFL STARTED, all the vets shrugged it off and knew that you just dug yourself a bigger hole. So here is the scenario, Roy Willaims goes to Dez after practice and says, "Dinner on you Rook?" and Dez replies, "Yeah I got you", Roy turns to the team in the locker room and yells, "Dinner on the Rookie!!!!" The team then shows up at Pappas Bros Steakhouse in Dallas, and orders everything on the menu. With the final tab coming in a little south of the $55,000 range. See what happens Dez, when you think you are bigger than the NFL it comes back and bites you on the butt. If you just would've carried his pads you would've saved yourself $55,000. SMH

Melo Wants To Get Traded...Duh

2010-09-22T19:44:00.000-07:00

Carmelo Anthony wants to get traded, because he doesnt feel that JR Smith and Kenyon Martin are good teammates. I dont blame him, but once again GO TO CHICAGO!!!!!!! Don't make the same mistake your friend LeQueen did by choosing the glitz and glamour. I think Chicago is a big enough market(Michael Jordan) to make a lot of money. MJ doesn't really cast a shadow because every Chicago fan knows that there will never be another, word to my brother, MJ. Melo be smart and go to Chicago but tell them not to trade Noah, or Rose.

LeBron Is Giving Her Half

2010-09-22T13:28:00.000-07:00

Um yeah, so LeBron is trying to make up for all the flack he's been taking for being a COWARD, I wouldnt say traitor or anything like that because besides having the best record in the League for the past two seasons and as many rings as the people reading this. He didnt have anyone to help him in the playoffs. You know he really didnt need help after what he did to the Pistons in 07, but nonetheless my point:He could've gone to Chicago and won MORE with them then he will with the Heat. And the point of this article: He is giving his baby momma half of everything by proposing to her(if this is true). So LeBron made two of the smartest decisions of his life this summer. I guarantee you Savannah gave him an ultimatum since he chose "Souf Beach".

Party People I'm Back

2010-09-21T23:25:00.001-07:00

Sorry for the long hiatus, I have been getting my mind and self right. All of my equipment got stolen and Im back on my feet now. So Maybachs and Jumpshots will be back in full effect. Here we gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Curse Of The Clippers Begins...Blake Griffin Hurt

2009-08-10T19:10:00.001-07:00

I knew it, I knew, I knew it, Blake Griffin(the only reason to watch the Clippers this season)got hurt already. He hurt his shoulder in workouts this summer. Wow wow wow wow, honestly the Clippers need to get an exorcism because they are possessed by losing and bad luck. I pray for Blake I really do, he wont be in LA longer than his rookie contract. Yes, its that bad in Clipperland.

McDyess To The Spurs

2009-07-08T18:48:00.000-07:00

If this was 1998 I'd care. The Spurs get younger and with 1 guy add 100 years to their team avg age. He will play the last 30 games and the Playoffs.

Marcedes Lewis Camp

2009-07-08T17:08:00.000-07:00

This guy is an amazing guy 100% stand up individual, I'd dunk on him but he played football, and low key is the most underrated TE in the League. Freak athlete that LIKES to block, you hear that Kellen Winslow??????

Ben Gordon And Charlie Villanueva To Pistons

2009-07-08T15:53:00.000-07:00

And you are telling me this because?? Ok so now you have Rodney Stuckey, a combo guard along with Ben Gordon and scoring guard who doesn't know how to spell assist, along with Rip Hamilton, Tayshaun Prince, Jason Maxiell, Charlie Villanueva, and an aging Anotnio McDyess. Wow Joe you have single handedly RUINED your team. You go up there with Isiah when you traded Chauncey Billups for 2 Big Mac's and a large fry. I mean how did the Allen Iverson experiment really work? Mike Curry????!!!!!!!? WTF??? He can't even speak English, that's why the team didn't like him, they were always like, "What he just say?", Come on Joe who did you draft this year?? Austin Daye, he weighs less than Tayshaun who is 87 pounds fully dressed and soaking wet with dumbells in his hand. Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe sometimes guys don't know when to step away from the game. And I almost forgot about Darko instead of Bosh, Wade, or Melo. End of story.

Sheed To The Celts

2009-07-08T15:45:00.000-07:00

Hmmmm this could be really good or really bad. I love Sheed and have followed him since he was at Simon Gratz. I think he can give the Celtics 28-33 min a game and extend defenses, but how will he act when he is killing and coming off the bench. He will definitely be the 6th man. I think the East is going to be hell next year with the Magic, Cavs, Celts, gunning for that #1 spot. I think Sheed will help immensely, but I think the Celts get to the Finals this year without him. Still a great coup by the Celtics, it might be a re-match of 08.

R.I.P. Steve McNair

2009-07-08T15:41:00.000-07:00

One of my favorite QB's ever(notice I didnt say black) I mean for this guy to play 1-AA College ball was a travesty to football fans everywhere. I remember he was so good that ESPN used to broadcast his games, Sports Illustrated had him on the cover saying, "Hand Him The Heisman", all this while leading Alcorn St to the 1-AA Finals. He avg'd 6!!!! TD's a game and then took his talents to the NFL and was 1yd away from winning the Superbowl. I can go on and on, but I will make it short and sweet for one of the greatest QB's to play the game.

NBA Gives Rockets Player Exemption For Yao

2009-07-08T15:38:00.001-07:00

Who cares he's done, thanks Yao, but its over they built you wrong in China. And Ariza to the Rockets might be the biggest mistake of his life.

Ron Ron Is A Laker

2009-07-08T15:29:00.000-07:00

Kobe said, "I dont think it makes us a better team." How lame is he I mean really? Ron Artest adds toughness and the "Hoodality" that those soft players need. Ok yes they won and I'm going to play devils advocate and bring up the "ifs" Game 2 Courtney Lee makes the tap in, Game 3 win, Game 4 Dwight Howard makes 1!!!!!!!!!!!! Free Throw, the series is 3-1 Orlando and then what? Kobe would've done what he always does when they lose in the playoffs, pout and give up(Game 5 Phoenix 06, Game 7 Phoenix 07, Game 6 Celtics 08). So dont go there Kobe, you know you are going to be the little brother when mom is there, act all tough when she is around to big bro and then not say a word when she is gone. You will probably start a fight and then go and run behind Ron Ron as a punk would. So getting out of Kobe's arrogant world and into the real one. The Lakers have made a huge statement and Kobe you can now act tough because your mom is around.

Vince "Charmin Soft" Carter To Magic

2009-06-25T13:31:00.000-07:00

If he stays healthy and doesnt cry it could work, but he is going to get abused by LeBron and Kobe and D Wade and every other tough 2 guard. Devin Harris, and Courtney Lee backcourt along with Brook Lopez holding down the paint. The Nets could be scary in 3-4 years, real scary. At least Vince is gone now there won't be puddles on team flights and in the locker room before games because Vince is so moist.

Jamal Crawford To The Hawks. So What

2009-06-25T11:06:00.000-07:00

So Jamal Crawford to the Hawks because he couldn't play for Don Nelson. That is like saying, "I'm not happy I have too much money". I mean really Jamal Crawford you were playing for a coach who doesnt know how to spell defence and you couldnt get along with him. Wow, thats like not being happy because the only girls you sleep with are Victoria Secret and Sports Illustrated models. So now you are going to have Joe Johnson and Jamal Crawford in the back court, both of whom need the ball at all times, and Josh Smith and Marvin Williams. Wow Atlanta GET A POINT GUARD, thats what you get for passing on Chris Paul a guy who said he WANTED to play for you, a first.

Suns Setting On Amar'e

2009-06-25T10:53:00.000-07:00

Wow move over Danny Ainge, there is a new Sheriff of Stupid and his name is (drumroll please) Steve Kerr. Hi, Shawn Marion you are just an All-Star so we are going to trade you because you want to show people why we pay you $17mil a season. Steve Nash it doesnt matter that you are 35 with ALL of your best years behind you, this is still YOUR team. Amar'e you have been a beast since you came into the league, and now we are tired of you being mad because you want to score 35 and grab 15 rebs a night like you did vs Tim Duncan and the Spurs in '05. We are tired of it, so as GM of the Suns I think its best we let you and Matt Barnes go along with Shaq because this draft is sooooooo enticing and we are hoping either LeBron, D Wade, Chris Bosh, or Dirk will come join our team in 2010, I highly doubt ANY of them will but I'm not worried because I know Robin Lopez can pick up the slack both you and Shaq are leaving. And I went to Arizona so I know basketball. The Suns are the new Clippers of the West, they will be in the lottery for the next 8-10 years.

Shaq To Cavs...Yawn, LeBron Is Still Gone

2009-06-25T10:44:00.000-07:00

Ok so Shaq will be the only center to say he has won a ring with the 3 greatest guards in the NBA since Magic, Michael, and Larry retired. His first 3 with Kobe, His next with D Wade(should have been 2 if they both didn't get hurt in 05), and his latest with the King. Now, I know LeBron LOVES Shaq, but Shaq is going on 60 and LeBron is not even in his prime yet. Bron Bron wants to win now and once he sees how long he has to wait for Shaq to do what he has to do, he wont be happy. Shaq is only going to play 55-60 reg season games anyway. I love Shaq and wont ever say anything bad about him, but this trade should have happened last year.

Please Trade Rondo Danny Please!!!!!!!!

2009-06-23T15:13:00.000-07:00

Ok and GM of the year goes to (drumroll please) Danny Ainge. Let me guess Rajon Rondo doesn't feel like he needs to take a backseat to aging stars like Ray Allen, Paul Pierce, or KG? Oh well, get over it, we had this same problem in LA and looked how that worked out(yeah 7 years later after Shaq should've won 2). So I say this dont let Rondo go, because there isn't another guard in the NBA that is a perfect fit for the Celtics than Rondo. Let him run his mouth and do what he wants because in 2 years HE will be the star of that team. Trade him to the Cavs.

The League: Richardson To Spurs For 3 Mules

2009-06-23T15:12:00.000-07:00

The League: Richardson To Spurs For 3 Mules

Richardson To Spurs For 3 Mules

2009-06-23T15:02:00.000-07:00

The Richard "RJ" Jefferson Project only lasted one season before they found out how sensitive he was and how heartbroken he was that he couldn't be playing with Devin Harris. He also didn't like being yelled at so Scott Skiles said enough and traded him for a Bruce Bowen, a Kurt Thomas, and a Fabricio Umberto(sounds like a shampoo company) all of whom are a combined age of 145 and are all on their last leg(last year of contract), hopefully they will all be put out of their misery when this upcoming season is over. Hopefully "RJ" will develop another man crush for Tony Parker and play like he did early in NJ when he had a good pg. That's TP at the 1 Manu at the 2 RJ at the 3 and Tim Duncan, it doesnt matter who the 5th person is. I see the West getting real interesting.

REALLY!?!?!?!?!?

2009-06-18T13:37:00.000-07:00

Ok, as much as I love Chad Johnson, I wish his wife(who is Cuban) would've helped him out with this. Chad Johnson the former is now known as Chad "Ochocinco", so basically he is saying that his name is Chad 85(not eighty five, but eightfive)instead of Chad 8-5, very weird and super hood. His name should read Chad Ocho-Cinco, wow gotta love that Pac 10 education. Bengals make noise this year.

The Other LA Team Is In The News

2009-06-18T13:18:00.000-07:00

Yes, the worst thing about LA is the Clippers, they are always one of the if not the worst team in basketball every year. I mean its really hopeless, I feel bad for all of the careers Donald Sterling has ruined and how he finally got a practice arena(after almost 30 years of being in LA and practicing at high school gyms and junior colleges). I feel soooooooo bad for Blake Griffin, from coming from Oklahoma to going to a horrible franchise with the Clippers. Baron Davis is not going to be kicking it with you, Z-Bo is off rolling blunts, Camby is 50, Kaman wants to be traded, the only bright spots the Clips have is Eric Gordon and Blake Griffin, but they both are gone after Rookie deals are up. They need to fire Dunleavy and get a Paul Silas in there to turn a bunch of knuckle heads into at least a .500 team. So Blake Griffin enjoy this now because on June 24th your career is heading to an early end, not because you wont be good, its because you will be playing for the Clippers.

Lakers Bring It Back To The Left Coast

2009-06-18T13:09:00.001-07:00

MVP, MVP, MVP, MVP, chants filled the streets as the Lakers and their MVP, Kobe Bryant, rolled down Figueroa for the Championship parade. As much as I dont like Kobe I have always given him his credit for being one of the baddest to ever lace them up, and he finally got his ring. After 7 tumultuous years since winning his last Kobe got his ring. My whole point is that he already had 3 with Shaq, why would he want to change that, I dont care about if you like him or not, that doesnt matter, your job is to come in and win not have feelings. Anyways he needed two 7 footers and Odom and Ariza to get his 4th when he had Shaq and 3. Anyways congrats to my favorite basketball team, the Los Angeles Lakers

Faded Starbury To The Celtics

2009-02-27T19:39:00.000-08:00

I dont know if anyone in or around the NBA feels the same way about this as I, but man oh man do the Celts have the star power enough to repeat as champs. As much as I love the Lakers(and despise Kobe), I dont think the Lakers are going to beat the Spurs in the Western Conf Finals, and this gives the Celts as good of a chance to beat the Cavs. I dont think the Magic have the players to get to or past the Conf Finals. So with Steph "Faded Starbury" Marbury going the Celts, watch out NBA and watch how KG and Steph dont skip a beat.

NBA Trade Deadline Came and Went, Nothing Happened!!

2009-02-19T15:14:00.000-08:00

The only thing that was remotely interesting was the Shaq to Cavs talk, but once the Cavs wouldnt throw in Wally Szczerbiak and his expiring contract the Suns rescinded, expiring contracts are the new "black" in the NBA. Larry Hughes went to the Knicks for Tim Thomas, I hardly doubt that LeBron James is losing sleep over that one. So with all that being said and done, same contenders: Lakers, Spurs, Cavs, Celtics, Magic

Stop Me If You Have Heard This...Oden Hurt...Again

2009-02-18T16:44:00.000-08:00

Wow, and we thought things were looking up for the big fella, Oh well Oden needs to take a year off and get healthy. Looks like all those people who said Oden will get you rings, thats why I'd take him over Durant are being proven wrong everyday. I dont think Oden has scored 47 points in his whole career and Durant did that the other night against the Hornets. Great job Portland. Sam Bowie 2.0

Salmons and Miller To Bulls For Nocioni and Gooden

2009-02-18T16:40:00.000-08:00

Yawn....who?

Hornets Give Up On Being A Good Franchise, Trade Chandler

2009-02-18T16:33:00.000-08:00

I dont know why they did this, Tyson probably called Byron Scott a mark(which he really is)and Byron Scott had enough. After almost making it to the Western Conference Finals last year and being everyones team to upset the Lakers, the Hornets gave up. They traded the guy who helped David West reach his All Star status, gave up someone who can run Tim Duncan up and down the court as well as Bynum, and Shaq. But this being the Hornets, they traded the only post presence they had to the Thunder(which will be a huge help to Durant, Green, and Westbrook)for a bag of cookies and some swisher sweets. Great job Hornets, I think CP3's days are numbered unless they get lucky come draft day.

McGrady Done For Year

2009-02-18T03:12:00.000-08:00

First the gay rumors, now this!!! Man Tracy it must suck to be you. You have never gotten out of the first round and never played a whole NBA season and you make $20 million a year. For what? I mean you are a great player, but what have you done, you are like the A-Ro(i)d of basketball. Tracy you are tap dancing on the overrated line, better come back next year ready

Superman Gets 45 19 8

2009-02-18T03:02:00.000-08:00

Superman is in the building and boy was he ever, last night Dwight Howard man handled the Bobcats to a line of 45 points 19 rebounds and 8 blocks. He had his 18th straight double-double and was the most to record as many points rebs and blocks in 1 game since they started keeping stats. Basically Superman showed his super powers. Dwight Howard needs to start getting mentioned as one of the top players in the NBA as well as LeBron, Kobe, and D Wade, this man is a freak of nature and does something phenomenal every game. He is 6'11'' and has a 45'' vertical jump. No body fat and a great personality. Like David Robinson if he wasn't a complete softie.

Kevin Durant Might Be The Second Coming!!!!

2009-02-18T02:51:00.000-08:00

First he dropped 46 in the Rookie Sophomore Challenge, then against the Hornets he dropped 47. Kevin Durant was a beast in college and he did it with so much more pizzaz than Michael Beasley(even though Beasley avg'd more points and rebs than Durant)it was just a whole lot more meaningful when Durant put on shows like he did against the Hornets. See, kevin Durant gets it and is well beyond his years, guys like Beasley, you wonder if he EVER will get it. LeBron, Kobe, D-Wade, Superman(Dwight), they get it and thats why they are successful. Durant is only 20 and will be in the NBA for at least 15 more years and oh my, WE AINT SEEN NOTHIN YET.

A-Roid Confesses To Taking Energy Supplements

2009-02-18T02:48:00.000-08:00

Yeah riiiiiight and furthermore WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aww Isn't That Cute.....

2009-02-18T02:40:00.000-08:00

Kobe and Shaq got Co-MVP's of the All Star game, can the NBA and its writers be anymore lame, cliche, corny, anything you want to call it. Even though I knew with, Phil, Shaq and Kobe back together it was a no brainer and I should've blogged that "the NBA was probably going to give Shaq and Kobe co-MVP's just to be lame", I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. Well they both looked like they could still win a championship together, wouldnt it be ironic if the Suns buy Shaq out and waive him he goes to the Lakers and they win it next year, Bynum cant stay healthy. I know that will never happen but it would be poetic justice for Shaq if that were to happen. Shaq knew this might be his last All Star game putting him 2nd behind Kareem for most appearances. Im glad it happened like that, once again showing Kobe that he will be forever linked to Shaq for the rest of his life. I love it.

Porter To Be Fired On Monday

2009-02-15T13:42:00.000-08:00

Hmmmmmmmm let me think, D'Antoni who doesn't know what defense is and then you have Porter who doesn't know he has Shaq and Amar'e Stoudemire on the same team. I mean how on God's green earth can you mess up O'Neal, Amar'e and Nash along with J-Rich and Barbosa. How is that team hovering over the line of mediocrity? Well with Amar'e acting like a baby(go figure)and mad about his reduction and that 400lb gorilla(Shaq)getting all the pub. Along with 2 time MVP Nash and Richardson not gelling together the genius that is Steve Kerr(sarcasm)is blaming the coach. Avery Johnson wouldve been the perfect fit for the Suns, but they went with Porter who has never had a winning season, its like Auburn hiring that guy instead of the coach for Buffalo. I dont know but the Suns needs a coach who isnt scared of Shaq or Amar'e(going to be tough)and knows how to keep Nash happy. My first choice Avery Johnson, my second choice...whomever Steve Kerr selects.

Jodie Meeks Is A Killer

2009-02-15T13:33:00.000-08:00

I mean that in a good way, has anyone been paying attention to UK basketball this year or any year since '03?? Not if you live outside of Kentucky, but man you need to start because they have this horse named Jodie Meeks who is a scoring machine. He broke Dan Issel's scoring record against hated UT, where he pured in 54 and made 10 3's, last night Mr Meeks scored 45 against Florida!!!!!!! Now this is against SEC caliber athletes not in the Patriot League(sorry Steph), and he is getting it done. Look for Mr Jodie to be in the top 10 players called in this upcoming draft.

Jermaine O Neal To Raptors For Shawn Marion

2009-02-15T13:24:00.000-08:00

HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA, this AINT GOIN WORK, lol. Can you talk about the worst trade ever in the NBA, tell me why Jermaine O Neal would be a better fit in Miami? Because their centers are terrible, ok yeah, but think about it, you have a guy who is 31(looks and plays like he is 40)and was on a team with another Dream Teamer(Bosh) and couldnt get it done, so you put him in Miami? And for who, Shawn "No one like me" Marion???!?!?!? Wow I dont know why all these sports writers are like, Jermaine and Wade, Wade O'Neal 2.0, ummmmm no!!!!!!!!!!!! Jermaine O'Neal is done, he isnt the same Ron Artest sucked out all of his NBA life. Shawn Marion pouted in PHX, pouted and rocked a mohawk in Miami while getting paid $19 mil, now he is going to Toronto. My homie once said, "Koch Records, where artists go to die", and thats how I feel about Toronto, where basketball players go to die. You think Shawn marion is going to hoop up there you are crazy, he went from warm climate his whole NBA career to T-Dot, guarantee he doesnt play more than 12 games for them this whole year. Terrible Terrible trade, the NBA needs to wake up fast. Worst trade of two overpaid players ever!!

LeBron Says He Is In The Dunk Contest In '10...For Now

2009-02-15T13:14:00.000-08:00

If you didn't hear bulldike Cheryl Miller ask LeBron James last night about being in the dunk contest then you missed him say, "I am preliminary in the dunk contest for 10...right now". I think its a great idea, but if he doesn't win, OMG if he doesn't win. I think the judges will give everything he does a 50 just so he doesn't lose to a Gerald Green(who) or a Jamario Moon(WHO!). Kenny Smith and his out of touch with reality self said that LeBron needs to win a dunk contest to show that he is the best dunker in the game. Um Kenny, hey Kenny first, put on some chapstick, secondly, I think LeBron would rather be called the best player in the game rather than the "best dunker", let Dwight Howard keep that moniker, he is more suited for that, Bron Bron is MVP. But it would be nice to see since his last dunk contest in the Mickey D's game wasn't his best showing. I am all for LeBron in the dunk contest...3 or 4 years ago, even though he is young he is a wiley ol vet, let him rest I'd rather see him in the All Star Game anyway.

Nate Wears Kryptonite And Defeats Superman!!

2009-02-15T13:06:00.000-08:00

Nate went hard last night and repped for the 206. He put on his Kryptonite suit and finally beat Dwight Howard(who I think lost it when Nate jumped over him last night)in a great dunk contest. Dwight Howard should've waited to bring out the raised rim and saved that for last because a 7 footer does not look good dunking from the free throw line, it just doesn't do the same justice. With that being said, I think Dwight Howard did a great job and could've come harder than he did, but watching him nonchalantly dunk on that 12 ft rim is amazing.

Blake Griffin Is The Number 1 Pick In '09

2009-02-15T12:51:00.000-08:00

40 and 23, no that isnt minutes played and points, that is points and rebounds, and those are what this kid Blake Griffin did last night against Texas Tech. WOW is what you say I agree whole heartedly. I remember watching this kid play in the Mickey D's game in 07 with the like of Derrick Rose, Michael Beasley, and OJ Mayo, and I remember calling my friend who is an agent and telling him that Blake Griffin is going to be the best player in that class when it is all said and done. Of course I got the, "He plays in Oklahoma against little white boys" talk from him. I love to be right, just like when I saw Josh McRoberts getting destroyed by Hansbrough after McRoberts was named the #1 player in the nation. I said hansbrough was going to be a beast, and I was told Eric Montross at best, I LOVE BEING RIGHT!! But this man(Im going to stop calling him a kid)is an amazing specimen, he is 6'10'' of pure unadulturated funk, he runs the court like a gazelle, has 18ft range, and can jump out of the gym. He to me is going to be the #1 pick and lead the home team to prominence, but he still has to go to the tournament, and all mere mortals beware, because Zeus is coming.

Big Al Tore His ACL.

2009-02-10T04:24:00.000-08:00

Damn it! Two o f the best centers went down with knee injuries, first it was Andrew Bynum, now its Al Jeffereson. Al doesnt get ANY love because he plays for the horrible Timberwolves. I dont understand that a kid who is barely 25 and is giving you 20 and 10 a night doesnt get more pub. Oh yeah, my bad, he plays for the Timberwolves, Al tore his ACL and is done for the season, time to put those playoff hopes in the hands of none other than(drumroll please)................Kevin Love.....(crickets)... What do you mean Keving Love can give you 37 and 22 just like Big Al did the game before he got hurt, oh and the game he got hurt he had 25 and 14.

Radmonovic Talking Mess

2009-02-09T11:56:00.000-08:00

All these IC's(pronounced itch) in the NBA make me sick, I think "IC" is Serbian or whatever European Block States, for "SOFT" I mean look at them, Vujacic(SOFT), Milcic(WHO),Radmonovic(SNOWBOARD), Stojakovic(CANT FIND HIM IN THE PLAYOFFS), I mean you get my point. So now that Vlady got traded to the Bobcats he decided to say that Phil's system wasnt for him(really?). I mean this a guy who killed in Seattle comes to LA and there goes his drive. He also had the starting job given to him but he went snowboarding, messed up his shoulder and then lied about it. To me he should've been gone a whole lot earlier.

A-Rod Used Roids

2009-02-09T11:50:00.001-08:00

So what, Roids obviously only helps your power because it sure as hell hasn't helped A-Rod any in the post-season, I guess when you use Roids and October rolls around your nuts shrivel up and hide. Thats what the case seems to be like to me, who cares he hit 47HR and 118 RBI's he only batted .218 or something horrible like that when he was in Texas and they only won 58 games, tell me how in the hell a person whose team only wins 58 games out of 160 wins MVP? To me A-Rod has been an amazing athlete since HS(he was the best prospect and the #1 pick in 1993), I dont know exactly why he would use them, he said "I felt the weight of the world on my shoulders while in Texas", no A-Rod that was evil stares from the good ol Texans asking, "Why are we paying frosted tips so much?"

Time For Dunleavy To Go

2009-02-04T20:46:00.000-08:00

You suck, you can't coach the players you have because you dont understand them, you are a terrible coach, you have gotten fired from every coaching job you have ever had because your players wind up hating you at the end. I dont know who you are kidding, the Clippers are a joke and they need a shake up from top to bottom. I can't believe it, its embarrassing to even watch the debacle that is Clippers basketball, Clipper Darrell, thats who your mascot is, Clipper Darrell. I am going to list the top 5 basketball programs in Los Angeles: 1) Lakers 2)UCLA 3) USC 4) Westchester High School 5) Clippers.

Complete Waste Of Money

2009-02-04T19:54:00.001-08:00

Elton is a homie and a great guy, but he will never be the same after tearing his achilles and now hurting his shoulder. Why would the Sixers spend that kind of money(5yr $80 million)on a guy with a bad wheel. I dont know but he sure hasnt been worth the money. It dont matter because he is laughing straight to the bank with it.

Messed Around And Got A Triple Double

2009-02-04T19:41:00.000-08:00

If it seems like I really like LeBron James because all I do is post about him, then maybe you passed the 5th grade. If he wouldn't break a record or do something spectacular EVERY SINGLE NIGHT then I would write about someone else, but this young man is amazing. He went to the Garden 2 days after Kobe put on his show, and dropped 52pts 11assts 10 rebs and had 20 in the 1st!!!!!!!! The Knicks needed every point as well, they only won by 5, 107-102. Unlike when Kobe stepped in the loyal Knick fans were rooting against LeBron(being that he is the reason the Knicks are sooo bad, so they can save $$$ to pay him in 2010)and pulling for their team. I think the Knicks are going to tell LeBron they replace the Statue of Liberty with a statue of him, last I heard they were offering LeBron ownership to become a Knick. All I have to say is LeBron is the best in the game PERIOD!!!!!

LeBron, Youngest To Score 12,000 Points

2009-02-04T11:56:00.000-08:00

LeBron reached another milestone in his short but HOF career, he became the youngest player to score 12,000 points. He had 33 7 and 4 assts last night against the lowly Raptors including an emphatic block of Chris Bosh's baseline dunk. LeBron is a monster and can't be stopped by anyone, Kobe thinks he plays great D on LeBron but if he made LeBron mad, Bron Bron would give Kobe 40(as he did last year at Staples Center, scoring 14 in the 4th to outduel Kobe 41-27 and the W). So LeBron is off to the Garden tonight to try and break Kobe's record(which was an amazing performance by the way)and to here the chants of, "We want LeBron", you all know Jigga and his boo will be sittiing front and center.

2nd Dont Drop The Soap Award Goes To......

2009-02-04T00:18:00.000-08:00

Barrrrry Bonds ladies and gentlemen I have nothing to say about this guy, but his 2003 urine tests all of a sudden came back positive(amazing isnt it). 7 Gold Gloves and 4 MVP's before he started juicing.

Roger Clemens DNA Found In Syringes

2009-02-03T11:43:00.000-08:00

Can you say, "don't drop the soap", or bye bye Hall of Fame? Roger Clemens and his stance on, "I have never used performance enhancing drugs", are kinda taking a turn for the worst. The syringes that Brian MacNamee turned in to federal investigators, had Clemens' DNA and blood all over them. I dont know why Macnamee would keep syringes, but now that he has and he made himself to be the one who wasnt lying, I am sure he has his middle finger stuck up high to all those who doubted him a defamed his character. I think its funny how all of the guys who denied it are all getting popped, Rafael Palmiero, Mark McGwire, Sammy Sosa, Roger Clemens, and Barry Bonds its comedy and due diligence. I dont feel sorry for Roger, he shouldve came clean like Pettite did and he wouldnt be branded as he is now, a liar. So Roger all your records, achievements, World Series championships, and legacy have all been tarnished and ruined, and you know the reporters that hated you are going to have a field day with this. Your son who is trying to make it in the pros will always be questioned if he starts doing good, wow Roger great job. Way to completely ruin yourself. The truth shall set you free.

Jameer Nelson Tore His Labrum

2009-02-03T11:13:00.000-08:00

Jameer Nelson tore his labrum last night against the Mavs, if he has surgery he will be out for the season, or he has the option of rehabbing it so he can still play this season. That was a nasty injury Lil J I think you should get surgery and come back next year. Congrats on being named an All Star though. I think Hedo will step in and handle it for you.

Like Jordan In The Garden...Kobe Drops 61

2009-02-02T19:58:00.000-08:00

Ok, everyone knows I am not a Kobe fan, but there is no denying that he is one of my favorite players to watch on the court. He dropped 61 tonight against the Knicks in a ho hum fashion, after scoring 34 in the first half, he dropped 27 in the second and had the Knicks fans booing and canting,"MVP, MVP" alike. Pau had a double double with 33 and 17 as well. I give it to Knicks fans though, they may boo you and cuss you out, but if you put on a performance as Kobe did, they applaud you, the true essence of fans, loyal but respectful. If LeBron had done something like that in LA the Laker fans wouldve booed instead of appreciating what he had just done. So many shout outs to the Knick fans who gave Kobe a well deserved standing ovation as he exited the court. Kobe Bean Bryant is one of the greatest to ever lace them up, and he showed why today, all of Wilt's records will never be touched, and every basketball player knows that, but to go for Jordan;s records is very impressive. Not quite Jordan but just as entertaining to watch. Kudos to Kobe aka Jack Bauer(24).

Bobby Knight To Coach Georgia

2009-02-02T14:50:00.000-08:00

3 words: Don't do it.

I know he is a HOF coach, but his ways with the Generation Z kids wont work. Stay at ESPN Bob. Look at the shorts he made his players wear.

Larry Fitzgerald Is The Best WR In The Game

2009-02-02T14:37:00.000-08:00

Nobody does it better, even though his team lost Lar Fitzgerul, was a beast last night, he took over in the 4th quarter scoring 2 touchdowns and almost had the game winning TD (if his team only had some D)he wouldve definitely been the MVP. We dont know that much about Lar because he plays for the Cardinals, and they have been, for lack of a better word, garbage, until they hit a hot streak this year. If Leinart is QB next year the Cardinals wont win 6 games, sorry ok, getting back to what I was saying, Lar Fitzgeral is a monster and if you took the best traits of every great WR from the past and put it in 1 man, you have Larry Fitzgerald. He is the LeBron James of WR bottom line. I hope Lar Fitzgeral and Anquan stay a tandem for a while and they get a QB with an arm because I think this is Warner's last year.

Michael Phelps Apologizes For Keeping It Real

2009-02-02T12:20:00.000-08:00

Michael Phelps got a pic taken of him smoking weed, a bong to be exact. My response to that is WHO CARES, its not like he is the only athlete smoking weed, plus he is a huge Lil Wayne fan, onto the next subject.

LeBron is GOD!!!!!!!!

2009-02-01T22:46:00.000-08:00

I had to remind you guys once again, this seasons MVP.

Great Job Kobe...Bynum Hurt Again

2009-02-01T22:35:00.001-08:00

Stop me if you have heard this one before, "Bynum hurts his knee against the Memphis Grizzlies", I know I know it sucks and it was all Kobe's fault, lol. No, I am kidding but damn if you guys dont believe their is basketball Gods ask Bynum and in about 5 years Kobe(when he doesnt get another ring). I think the basketball Gods are gettting the Lakers back for having 2 all stars in the post. I dont know what is up, but the Lakers wont win anything without Bynum in the lane, Pau(means "soft" in the King's Spanish)and Lamar Odom is getting stoned all the time. Thank god Ariza is healthy. I am a die hard Laker fan and all I have to say to this is Kobe had a championship team and won 3 but...anyways you know the rest, Michael NEVER lost a Finals

Rusell Westbrook Should Get NBA R.O.Y.

2009-02-01T22:25:00.000-08:00

Ok, when I first saw this kid, I was like,"Who is he" and "Leuzinger"(his high school)and when Darren Collison went out his soph year with an ankle injury at UCLA, Westbrook stepped up and played solid, kept them in the hunt and played a significant role in their Final 4 run. Then I was in the UCLA gym the summer before his 2nd and final year and saw he had dedicated himself and came in beasting, I told someone in the gym, he was the best player in the gym, minus KG and Emeka Okafor. Arron Afflalo guarded him one game that summer and Russell scored EVERY SINGLE POINT in that game to show he was the big dog. Boy did he show it, he had a highlight film season and Coach Howland let him go and Russell went from,"Russell Who" to "There He Go". He is now playing for the(WNBA name)Oklahoma City Thunder and having a breakout season teaming up with Kevin Durant and jeff Green. I know he is playing in relative obscurity in Oklahoma but he is going to be a SUPERSTAR in the NBA. Remember I said it first.

Steelers Win, Greatest SB ever.....maybe

2009-02-01T22:17:00.000-08:00

Yes, first Obama and then the first coach to win a Championship in '09 is coached by none other than, Mike Tomlin. Yes, we can and yes we did. A black man is President and a Super Bowl champion, but they arent smart enough to coach football in NCAA, something doesnt add up, but Im not going to go there. So yes, the Steelers are champs and they beat the Arizona Cardinals. It was a game of defense and a lack thereof in the 4th quarter. Larry Fitzgerald showed he was unstoppable and a true superstar(guarantee he gets more pub than Santonio Holmes who was named MVP by the way)and deservedly so. Getting back to the game Roethlisberger came through again in the clutch and eeked out another Super Bowl. Santonio was MVP

BACK FOR GOOD

2009-02-01T22:16:00.000-08:00

Sorry everyone for my long hiatus, I will be updating the blog everyday from here on out. I am sorry for taking too long to return to the viral world after I was told I need to get my ass off my shoulders I figured I have a couple friends, lol. So here we go

PLEASE TRADE STEPH!!!!!!!!

2008-11-22T14:55:00.000-08:00

Knicks what are you guys doing?? Honestly what you are doing is really really messed up, like for real. We know he isnt a winner and is a ME first point guard, we know he has never ever lived up to his hype...EVER! We know that, we know he shouldnt have left KG in Minny because he wanted to "be the man", we know that. We know his testimony caused you guys to lose the sexual harassment case, because he fabricated the story a little bit, we know that. We know he asked to go work out with his high school team, "to get his reps in", we know this. But what I dont know is why you are going to keep a cancer on your team and pay him $21 million dollars? Why? Just get rid of him, chalk up your losses and move on, he will never get paid like this again and we know this, but you are making him a martyr in what you are doing and making yourself look foolish in the process(if thats at all possible, I mean you are the Knicks). So let him go like a scorned ex lover, you are better off without him and the next one that comes along will be way better. So Knicks trade Steph because the NBA fans are giving him a little sympathy and he definitely doesnt deserve that.

PJ Fired !!!!!!!

2008-11-22T14:35:00.000-08:00

If tis surprises anyone they dont know shit about basketball. PJ Carlisemo has never ever been an NBA coach, he still thinks its 89 and he can treat players like shit and get away with it, note to PJ these players make more than you so you have to give them the respect they deserve no matter if you have been coaching longer than they all have been living. So like I said it was only a matter of time, the NBA needs to realize this isnt college and just because you were the Asst Coach on a Championship team doesnt mean you are a good fit for the job. Even though his boy Sam Presti got the job as President of the Thunder he had to let his boy loose. Well PJ you were 24-96 and off to a great 1-12 start this season, so it was only a matter of time.

The Knicks Are Cleaning House For 2010

2008-11-22T14:19:00.000-08:00

The Knicks are getting rid of the over paid and underachieving people on their roster, they made a trade yesterday for expiring contracts(Tim Thomas and Cuttino Mobley)and got rid of over priced payouts(Jamal Crawford and Zach Randolph). The Clippers might have gotten the better deal, but the Knicks didnt stop there because they picked up Al Harrington(another cry baby) when they traded Jamal Crawford to the Warriors. Tat is basically a ploy to tell the big time FA's for the class of 2010(mainly LeBron) to come resurrect the Knicks and lead them to the promise land. Can you imagine all of the celebrities sans Spike Lee and Seinfield that will be sitting first row if the God goes to the Knicks in '10? WWJD(What Will Jay-Z Do), he owns a piece of the Nets, but his boy is playing in the Garden while his lowly Nets are playing the Bobcats? Thats tough and I wonder if he will try and buy stake in the Knicks. After these trades the Knicks are freeing up to $30 million by the time 2010 rolls around, that means LeBron will get $20-$25 mil per season and its NY and the owners are rich, so that could entice CB4(Cris Bosh) to head a couple hours south to join him as well, or D Wade. Can you imagine? We shall see.

Vince Carter Had His 1 Good Game For The Season

2008-11-22T14:07:00.000-08:00

I give it to Vince Carter, now only if he could play in T-Dot and hear all the boos all the time he might become the player he once was. Never has a man ever had that much athleticism in the NBA, I'm not talking about skills or strength I am talking about an athlete in its purest form, thats what Vince Carter was, until he went to his college graduation. That signified the beginning of the end for him and his career. You dont go to your graduation (which wasnt for is class I might add)on Game 7 of the Eastern Conf Finals. Then when he got traded to NJ he hasnt been the same ol Vince, until last night, can you please tell me who wins te game on a reverse dunk from an out of bounds play???? Vince does, thats why people get so upset with him, he will do some amazing things in a game that makes you say wow this guy is unbelievable, but the other times you wont find Vince for 20-25 games. So hopefully Vince you will keep this up and you wont need the motivation of your old team and fans booing you to play like you are worth what you get paid.

D Wade Is Back. Believe That!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-11-20T23:06:00.000-08:00

D Wade I owe you an apology I really do, I let the haters sway my judgement about you and how cold you were. I knew that the 06 'Chip wasnt a fluke because of how you killed your first year in Miami before Shaq came. I mean I honestly thought you were done after your last saeason and injury(I mean you needed a wheelchair to get off the court vs the Rockets with a dislocated shoulder, I know it hurts but come on). After what I saw at the Olympics I kinda believed but i thought with the plethora of talent on that team you had an advantage the whole time. But after what you avg last week(29 5 5)and your last game (40 11asst 7)its official G, you are back. I will never doubt your G'ness again since you are a G from the Southside of the Chi. I see you exercised the 5 P's this summer(Proper Preparation Prevents Poor Performance). Forks

Chris Bosh Owns Dwight Howard

2008-11-19T18:25:00.000-08:00

40 and 18, thats what Chris Bosh dropped on "Superman" the other night, while "Superman" could only muster up a meager 18 and 9. Last year they played Bosh dropped 39 on Dwight, now these 2 guys were Olympic teammates and Dwight started over Bosh, I have no idea why because it seems that Bosh has his number. Now I am a huge huge Dwight Howard fan and wasnt a fan of Bosh until a couple of years ago because he didnt seem to impress me that much in college, now I am starting to see that this kid is way better than advertised. Hopefully he will become a Laker.

Wait!!! Greg Oden Had A Coming Out Party???????

2008-11-19T18:13:00.000-08:00

OMG OMG people people Greg Oden ad a stat line 22 11 and 5 and no it wasnt in NBA 2K9, it was in real life. I thought it was a misprint, but when I saw the highlights I saw it was true. Wow Greg Im so glad you arent a stiff, you can somewhat play. Good now if you do this 2 more times it will be called a streak, but please someone call me when he puts up Dwight Howard or Chris Bosh numbers.

Mark Cuban Accused Of Insider Trading

2008-11-19T18:05:00.000-08:00

Who cares??? He is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay richer than Martha Stewart he will get off Scott Free. What I dont understand is that why a multi billionaire would give a shit about $600,000? I mean we all know that the Mavs are garbage and you are paying a over the hill HOF pg $21mil for this year and the next, so you are telling me you cant afford to lose $600,000 more?? I dont understand it, but like I said he is ok, NOTHING will happen to him and David Stern will try to suspend him but that wont work, the name of his team suits his personality best, a Maverick.

Shaq Wants To Be A Laker Again, Blames Feud With Kobe On Phil

2008-11-17T15:36:00.001-08:00

Way to go Shaq, I see you are trying to end you career as a Laker and I applaud you for that, but dont air out your dirty laundry. I know the Zen Master was using your rift with Kobe as motivation for both of you drama queens, but if you need a feud with a pre pubescent NBAer to get motivated you should give all of your paychecks back. I love Shaq, to me he is the best center/player to ever lace them up. Now with that being said wouldnt it be great if Shaq does go back to the Lakers and Kobe hasnt won a ring yet, and when he arrives they win it all that season. That would be a perfect storybook ending for Shaq and would eat at Kobe for the rest of his career to show him that he couldnt win without the big fella. Kobe is lame and Shaq is the reason the Lakers won all of thoes championships in the early 2k.

Devin Harris????????? Is Killin'

2008-11-16T10:22:00.000-08:00

Um ok, wow. So let me start this off by saying Im not a hater I give respect where its due, and Devin Harris gets it today. He has scored 63 points on 2 nights in a home at home series vs the Atlanta Hawks. Last night he had 33 and was acting like he was playing in a pick up game because the Nets just destroyed the Hawks. I didnt know Devin Harris would kill like this and I am sure Rick Carlisle wouldve let him play like this but under Avery Johnson I'm sure his hands were tied. So I know Mark Cuban is pissed right now he traded a 24 year old amazingly athletic 6'5'' pg with his future ahead of him, for a 35 year old Hall of Fame no jumpshot having triple double machine pg with his best times behind him. Kidd will be gone in 2 years(tops) and Harris will be an All Star if he keeps this up. Great job Cuban you really know how to run a team, didnt you fire Don Nelson and make his son GM? Great job Cuban thats why your Mavs wont make the playoffs.

The Best Player On The Sixers Isnt Brand or Iguodala

2008-11-16T10:11:00.000-08:00

His name is Thaddeus Young and he is a 1 and done 2nd year player from Georgia Tech. Now, I know none of you "NBA fans" have ever heard of him because his name isnt Kobe, T-Mac, or LeBron, but this guy is going to be a monster when it is all said and done. He is the 1st option in their offense and for good reason, he has a good range on his jumper and can score in the lane. He is 6'8'' and 220lbs, and he is left handed(for those of you say why does that matter, the NBA is a right handed game)which is sometime tricky for defenses. All I have to say is that Thaddeus Young is going to be a max(contract) player when its all said and done.

Someone Told BD The Clippers Would Be Good!!!!!!

2008-11-16T00:04:00.000-08:00

Boy were they wrong. Man I feel bad for BD because he has always had a bum rap for being a cancer or selfish or faking it. I can finally say he has never been on a team that is really worth a damn. And with that run in 07 vs the sorry ass Mavs helped him re-boost his career, he now finds himself in a spot where $70 million dollars will only do so much for your basketball saneness. BD is rich we all know that, but in the NBA world he still lives on 85th and Manchester in South Central LA. The Clippers are a team full of wasted talent and the blvd of broken dreams. I mean any team that has Tim Thomas in its rotation is not going to be good. So once again BD will have a great year but no one will care because he is on the sorry ass Clippers. A team that is a 2nd fiddle organization in every single way, form, and fashion. I understand wanting to come back home, but BD, Dunleavy is an idiot and you have no one on your team besides the rook(Eric Gordon) and the old man(Al Thornton). Trade everyone and go for Al Jefferson or a real big man. Because to me Chris Kaman is Big Papi, good only when Manny Ramirez(Elton Brand) was there and when he left he figured out he isnt as good when all the attention is to stop him from going off. So sorry BD, but hey at least you got $70 million

Worth The Wait And Pick Greg Oden Scores 13

2008-11-15T23:54:00.000-08:00

Yesssssssssssss Yessssssssssssss Yesssssss, he finally did it. Finally!!!!!!!!!! Greg Oden had a franchise best 13 and 8rebs the other night against the top tier Timberwolves, man this kid is improving and showing he was worth the wait. I mean 13 and 8 wow Kevin Durant you have a lot to live up to if you want to get that ROY. Greg, I am proud of you for scoring allllllllll of those points and grabbing alllllllllll of those rebounds. 2 more games like this and you might be better than Tim Duncan. Ok Kevin Pritchard you are a genius for taking Oden #1, I take it back.

editors note* - this article is rife with sarcasm and the owners of this blog do not agree with the statement- "2 more games like this and you might be better than Tim Duncan"

LeBron Is Making It Hard For Anyone Else To Get MVP!!

2008-11-15T23:47:00.000-08:00

So LeBron had 38 7 6 ho hum another day at the office, no, its the way he did it that made it so special. First let me say LeBron is Shaq with a handle and outside game, meaning he is unstoppable and its amazing how guys just bump off of him when he is going full steam ahead into the lane. Kobe didnt do it like that, nor did Jordan, LeBron gets to the hole every single time no matter how many bodies are in his way. Once he gets a consistent jump shot its over, but his J is working good enough now, I think he is the hands down MVP and the trophy is his to lose.

Greg Oden Gets His B On His Way To B-U-S-T!!!

2008-11-13T08:54:00.000-08:00

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He played without getting hurt. Greg Oden had one of the best debuts(again)for a big man a whopping 3pts 2rebs and 2 blocks, wow give this guy Rookie Of The Year now!!!!!!!! If you watch Sportscenter his only basket is a top play(really????). I said all along the Blazers shouldve taken Durant, but I was told Oden is the next Bill Russell(not hardly)and will win more rings than Durant when its all said and done. Yeah ok, Oden has NEVER impressed me, EVER!!!!!!!!! He has had 1 good game and that came vs Florida, they lost, so the whole NBA was like well he had 25 and 12 with 5 blocks vs Al Horford and Joakim Noah, so, those guys are doing their thing in the NBA. I just dont see the hype, until Oden strings together a slew of double doubles I am not buying it. Greg Oden is the next Sam Bowie, not Bill Russell.

Derrick Rose Deserves My Apology

2008-11-13T08:34:00.000-08:00

Derrick, sorry G I had said that you werent as good as advertised, and for that I apologize, you have been amazing since you stepped into the starting position, the other night vs the Hawks you had 26-10-7rebs, and that is sick, you have already posted a triple double and you have been going straight at the teeth of the defense, showing no fear. I shouldve given you the benefit of the doubt realizing what city you came from, and all of the ballers from Chicago that are in the NBA. Everyone was saying Beasley Beasley Beasley, as was I, but man you have showed and proved while you deserved to be the #1 pick. Just dont fade out at the end of the season, I dont think you have showed anyone anything yet, the best is just to come.

Knicks Win A Game, Lose Their Draft Pick

2008-11-13T08:27:00.000-08:00

Ok, so you guys hit a hot streak vs the Grizzlies(which are a great D-League Team in the NBA)and made 19-34 3 pointers, but it doesnt change the facts that since 1999 the Knicks have been the biggest laughing stock in all major sports. Oh and the draft pick and hand selected by Mike D'Antoni(he played with the dudes dad in Italy)is done for the season with a bad back(he's only 20!!!!!!!!!). Way to go D'Antoni, way to start it off right, and the way you are doing Stephon Marbury is an abomination to proper business practice, just buy him out and let him go on his way, you know as soon as he is gone he will tell tell tell on the circus that is called the Knicks. So for all you Knicks fans, they are horrible and will be for at least another 5 years.

Once Again Dwight Howard Goes Off!!!!!!!!!

2008-11-13T08:13:00.000-08:00

30-19-10(blocks), are numbers Greg Oden will never put up, but we aren't talking about Lamont Sanford we are talking about Dwight (Superman that hoe)Howard. In a schlacking last night vs the Thunder(WNBA name), Dwight Howard scoffed at the notion that Robert Swift(who????)could guard him. So Dwight Howard proceeded to show all the NBA brass that he is the best(true)center in the NBA by posting his first triple double, a feat of that stature hasnt been accomplished in the NBA in 18 years(Hakeem Olajuwon was the last). So I think Dwight Howard has lived up to his #1 selection, Greg, you reading?

Pierce Shows Why He Is Called "The Truth"

2008-11-13T08:07:00.000-08:00

Paul Pierce's go ahead bucket last night with .5 leftgave the Celtics the win and ended the Hawks bid at immortality. Off to their best start in franchise history the Hawks fought tooth and nail with the Champion Celtics until Paul Pierce and KG took over. Paul had 23 points in the second half to finish with 34, and KG added 25 and 12 rebs. Joe Johnson led the Hawks with 28, and Marvin Williams had 14 and hit the go ahead 3 pointer to put the Hawks up 1 with 7.4 to go, after that the play was the give and go: give it to Paul and get the hell out of his way.

The Atlanta Hawks Are 5-0

2008-11-11T23:30:00.000-08:00

Wow, first a black President and now this. The Hawks are 5-0 I still think they might shock some people in the Playoffs(watch out Celtics they want revenge) Great job Mike Woodson, make it last though, yeah.

LeBron Had 41............AGAIN

2008-11-11T23:21:00.000-08:00

Hello world this is a PSA stating that LeBron James now owns the NBA!!!!!!!!!!! See I have to give it to LeBron because he is built like a God, but oooooooooooweeeeeeeeeee is that boy CP3 something else. I mean he honestly might be the best player in the game because he controls the whole entire game. Oh yeah back to LeBron, he had 41 for his 3rd time in 4 games, I mean honestly what will this guy become in 2 years if he has already done so much so soon. He has lived far beyond all of the expectations bestowed upon him. He is the first guy since "His Airness" to have 3 40+pt games in the first 8(hear that Bean). LeBron for MVP!!!!!!!!

KJ Is Mayor Of Sactown

2008-11-11T23:15:00.000-08:00

Wow, KJ that is an amazing feat being that is your hometown. I am so glad he is making a difference in his community and in the world. Hopefully the success of our young brothers and sisters(Go Michelle) will spread and become contagious. KJ was one of the best pg's to play in the NBA and if you dont remember I have something for you. KJ was amazing and hopefully he can make a change now that he is in the position he is in. Go on brother.

Psycho T And UNC #1 In All Polls

2008-11-11T22:51:00.000-08:00

Once again another Roy Williams team is ranked #1 in the beginning of the season and WILL NOT finish in that spot. I dont know what it is about Roy Williams, but his teams, amazing on paper are sometimes as soft as the paper those amazing stats are on. I mean at one point at Kansas he had Jacque Vaughn, PAUL PIERCE(2008 NBA Finals MVP, remember??), Scot Pollard, and Raef Lafrentz on the same team and remember what happened to them? What about last year and the team he had then, which I might add is the exact same team as today minus Deon Thompson? I think Roy Williams always chokes because he always has the players. We shall see because I dont think UNC is as good as advertised, and I dont think they are that athletic of a basketball team.

Is It Me Or Does OKC Thunder Sound Like A WNBA Name?

2008-11-11T10:18:00.000-08:00

The OKC Thunder, does that strike fear in your heart? Or if you didnt know anything and someone said hey we are going to watch the Thunder game, would you say I dont want to watch a WNBA game. Maybe one of the worst franchise names in all of sports, I mean if that was a WNBA team name I would like it but not for the NBA. And with the Knick jersey rip offs this team needs a major major facelift, thats why you dont put a NBA team in a "fly-over state".

Dwight Howard Is Shaq 2.0

2008-11-11T10:10:00.000-08:00

Is it me or is Dwight Howard built like the Incredible Hulk(no homo)? I mean this man had 29 and 19 last night against the Blazers (I know Oden was thanking his lucky stars he was hurt or it might have been worse) and he has been putting up ridiculous numbers like this since he came in to the league, I think he might be the first man to go 40-40 in an NBA game or since Wilt did it(you know all those amazing stat lines belong to Wilt). Dwight Howard is on a tear and he is only scratching the surface of his career. Attention GM's when you are drafting a franchise center look at Dwight Howard and try to get a guy that is close to him, not one who has one leg longer than the other.

A.I. To Detroit, Chauncey Goin Home Again

2008-11-11T10:04:00.000-08:00

Ok can you say trying to fit a square peg in a round hole? I think Denver got the best out of this deal and Carmelo Antony will flourish with the help of Mr Big Shot. Detroit mmmm not so much. A.I. will still get you 30 but he will need 20-25 shots a night, Sheed is old and you can see the blunt residue on his lips, so he is heading for retirement. Rip is still ballin, but will stop running around all those pics because A.I. will be shooting the ball. Denver is 2-0 since the trade and Detroit is 0-2, and to me numbers never lie. I love A.I. and think he is one of the games greatest ever. I put him and Shaq in the category of, "They dont count", because those are the only 2 players in league history to completely change the rules because if they didnt it wouldnt have been fair. Its still early so we shall see, but I dont see A.I. as a Piston, almost like MJ as a Wizard.

Really BD

2008-11-11T09:54:00.000-08:00

The Los Angeles Clippers hmmmmm how do I say this delicately since BD is the homie, you guys are terrible. Like really bad. 1-6 start, so much for the new look Clippers. I think they have the same exact team(sans BD) as they did last year just different faces, if you understand what I am saying. I dont think the Clippers will win 35 games this year, I think Mike Dunleavy has no idea what he is doing as a GM, as a coach he is marginal. This is his team, HIS team that he assembled, minus BD they have no one who can score with 2 minutes to go down 2 points. So I'm not blaming BD at all (dont be surprised though if the Clips dont start winning, he might call it a season at game 50)Im just saying, different faces same sorry ass Clippers. I mean your mascot's name is Clipper Darrell you know you are in trouble. Oh boy another long season for the JV NBA team of LA.

Spurs Are Old And Decrepid

2008-11-11T09:47:00.000-08:00

Tony Parker snapped earlier this week going for the double nickel(55 for you squares) in a double OT win vs the Lakers.......wait that wasnt the Lakers? Who? The Timberwolves? Wait when did they get called up from the NCAA? Oh yeah Tony Parker went off in a double OT win vs the powerhouse Minnesota Timberwolves, and the next game he rolls his ankle and is out for a month. Now that really sucks, but hey with and avg age of 39 the Spurs arent going to win anything this year. First it was Manu, now its Tony, trust me Tim Duncan will not waste a season playing hard for a team that has no chacne, he'd rather pack it up until next season. I say the Spurs should tank this season and go for Blake Griffin from OU to give Tim another presence down low next to him.

Greg Oden Hurt Again

2008-11-11T09:38:00.000-08:00

"With the 2nd pick in the 1984 draft the Portland Trailblazers select Sam Bowie", probably the most dreaded sentence Portland fans have ever been a part of(there was a guy named Michael Jordan, heard of him, in that draft as well), now they are reliving 1984 all over again. The much ballyhooed and over hyped center out of Ohio State, Greg Oden, cant do anything right. I mean how do you get hurt on a dropstep? All that work and talk about why you take Oden over Durant, boy I love saying it, BUT I TOLD EVERYBODY DURANT IS SPECIAL. And even though Portland thought they hit the lottery it seems they got chocolate instead of gold. I feel bad for Oden though, ever since Sanford and Son has ended he hasnt found a steady job that he can grasp. But hey I guess in the long run Oden will win more championships than Durant(WTF???), Oden cant even make it a whole quarter in his 2 NBA seasons. He is a bust and he will never score over 30 points in a game. Dwight Howard is something he will never be. Prove me wrong Shrek.

Sorry Yall I Took A Hiatus

2008-11-11T09:37:00.000-08:00

My bad yall I took a hiatus there for a sec but I am back in full swing so give me some time and I will update as much as possible

Tommy Bowden Fired

2008-10-13T10:21:00.000-07:00

So. Clemson football has always been a facade, looks great but once it gets rolling, you are like WOW they are terrible. Always have the most amazing athletes on paper and they have had a couple of first rounders in his time, but after being ranked #9 to start the season and every single sports publication saying it was Clemson's year, they got thrawlupped by Alabama and have lost to everyone that mattered this season. Sorry Tommy, you dont have a legacy at Clemson.

P.S. Tommy Bowden's daughter is a lil slut bag, Im not gonna show you guys her pic(I have some decency)just type in Tommy Bowden on Google and go to images, you will be very happy.

Tony Romo Out, Cowboys Are Soft!!!!!!!

2008-10-13T10:15:00.000-07:00

Tony Romo is out for a month because he broke is pinkie(didnt Brett Favre play with a broken hand? just asking)and he will be sidelined while Brad Johnson(who) takes the snaps. Tony Romo to me has been playing like a punk lately and whenever there is pressure on him he folds like a wet kleenex. I dont understand how the Cowboys feel that the NFL owes them the Superbowl, and after Pacman's antics I dont think this team will ever recover. Well Tony at least you have Jessica's twins to rest your head on . 4-2 in 3rd place of their division, looks like the Hard Knocks special that you guys did was a farce, about as real as Jessica Simpson's singing career.

Tim Tebow's Lady

2008-10-09T11:19:00.001-07:00

OMG Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!! There is no way he is saving himself for marriage with that on his arm

Tim McCarver Needs To Shut Up

2008-10-09T10:50:00.000-07:00

Wow Tim I guess you havent learned since Deion Sanders doused you with an ice bucket twice for saying he was being selfish for playing a football game the same day as a baseball game. Now you are talking mess about Manny Ramirez, saying his act in Boston was despicable and shameful. Wow who are you again Tim? I know you played in the major leagues but its not the same MLB anymore, Im sure your whole team combined didnt make what Manny makes in one year, that doesnt mean you have to hate. Manny Ramirez is the best baseball player playing today and maybe ever(did David Ortiz do anything significant since Manny left?)he makes the guys in front of him and behind him in the lineup much better. He single handedly turned the Dodgers season around by putting up amazing numbers. And for Tim McCarver(who once again)to say anything before he calls the game to me is tasteless and embarassing. No one cares what you think, and I hope the Red Sox play the Dodgers(aka Dodyers or Doyers to my esse's)and Manny does what he always does and GOES OFF, isnt he the ALL TIME HR LEADER IN THE POST SEASON? Oh yeah, he is. Isnt he 2nd ALL TIME IN HITS IN AN LCS? Oh yeah he is. Doesnt HE GET PAID $20 MILLION A SEASON? Oh yeah, he does. IS HE WORTH IT? You gotdamn right he is, and to me I think he is getting under paid. Has anyone seen A-Rod after September(pit sound of crickets here)? Manny is the best baseball player ever, how bout them apples. No one will remember how many fly balls he caught or bases he didnt run hard to, they will check the stats and see he is on top of every category that matters and has 2 rings in tow.

Bill Walker Intorduces Himself To The NBA

2008-10-09T10:42:00.000-07:00

OMG!!!!!!!!! Wow Bill Walker seems to be 100%, I have been keeping tags on this kid since he was a high school teammate of Ovinton J' Anthony Mayo (O.J. Mayo). They won 2 state titles together before the OHSAA found out Bill Walker was 23 as a senior(lol jk he was 19 and his eligibility was up)and thats when he went to K-State as Bob Huggins first top tier recruit(he had another but Im going blank as to who that was--Michael Beasley). Bill "Sky" Walker tore his ACL within the first 7 games of his freshman year and had to redshirt the rest of the season. And last year with Mike Beasley taking all the shots Bill still averaged 15 points on a bad knee. Its good to see him back to his high school days.

This Just In--Pacman Won't Be Disciplined

2008-10-09T10:31:00.001-07:00

Well aint this grand, I dont know what happened so I cant comment on the siutation Im going off of reports. All I know that he got into a fight in a hotel in Dallas during some Ludacris movie premier. And isnt it fishy that the Cowboys Pro Bowl DB, Terrance Newman, is out for 6 weeks with a sports hernia. Now with that being said, if Newman wasnt hurt Pac would be kickin rocks. Its funny and admirable how much of a G Jerry Jones is, he stands by his players and he is the Malcolm X of NFL owners, win by any means necessary, and he is rich so what are you really going to tell him. We'll see how long this lasts. Go Cowboys.

Pacman Is The Dumbest Person Ever

2008-10-08T20:05:00.000-07:00

Great Pacman, how stupid are you. You will never ever ever ever play in the NFL again. Who do you think you are? I have no sympathy for you. None. You are an embarrassment to yourself, your family, and all those that stood up for you and put their reputations on the line. I mean Im so sick and tired of these fools that say, "I'm from the hood". Who cares? Honestly the hood aint nothing to glamorize, getting out and making a career for yourself by playing a game is something I'd rather be known for than being from the hood. Now being hood Pacman is going to get you back there. I cant believe the stupidity and ignorance. I dont want to hear he is a product of his environment. Thats a load of crap, there are other guys on the Cowboys that come from the same situation Pacman came from. Im tired of hearing that. He is lost and hard headed, I see why so many owners are reluctant to pay these guys all this money. Its a waste, I could tell the insincerity in his letter to the Commissioner when he was reading it. My blog is pro athlete ok, I am not a guy trying to bash and say crazy stuff about athletes to cause a buzz, I am in their corner, but Pac I am washing my hands of you. You are in the OJ category now and how bad do you think you will get crucified tomorrow by everyone. Lucky you guys are winning. This isnt the 1st or 2nd time, its the 7th and the last incident you got into almost got someone killed and left a man paralyzed. You are a football player Pac, thats it, you obviously arent a good thug because the good ones dont get caught. If you get kicked out the league I give 5 years before you are in jail. And I hate to say that because you are a helluva talent, but you need to find God and really do something about your attitude. You need to get a wife to calm your dumbass down. Good riddens Pac, its over for you.

Mr Quiet Is A Thug

2008-10-08T09:17:00.000-07:00

Wow, Marvin Harrison. I have one question. Why wouldnt you have some of your homies handle the guy who claims you shot him instead of doing it yourself? I mean you are from Philly and live in Philly, Im sure you could've had one of your homies handle him for a free car wash(the one you own)and a cheese steak from Geno's. Now you got people who say they say you fight him and said you guys got into an argument. And then to top it all off they found the gun that the bullets came from at your property. Man oh man, professional athletes need to figure out they are targets especially by haters. They want all you have and if they cant have it they dont think you should have it. So fellas I know you have to stay in touch with the hood(i.e. Pacman Jones), but Marvin you are a H.O.F.er dont let some hater get you like that. Im sure all the dude wants is hush money so pay him off and make sure you dont find yourself in situations like that.

G.O. Destroys........In The Preseaon...Against The Kings

2008-10-08T09:09:00.000-07:00

In 20 min of action last night G.O. had a really good game and looked bulked up after rehabbing the whole year last year. The Blazers blew out the (soft in the middle) Kings last night in an exhibition and it was G.O.'s first game since he got drafted #1 in 2007. His first points were an emphatic dunk on Spencer Hawes, and he pretty much had his way with him the whole night. I havent been a big fan of G.O. since he was in hs and while at OSU I think he traveled every single time he touched the ball and the only game that impressed me was the Nat'l Championship game vs Florida and they got blown out even though he held his own. I think the Blazers are going to surprise a lot of people this year and have a helluva hoop squad, watch out Western Conference them Blazers are back.

Elgin You Lost Over 1,100 Games

2008-10-08T08:51:00.000-07:00

Bo Kimble, Michael Olowakandi, Danny Ferry, Joe Wolf, Benoit Benjamin, LeRon Ellis, Terry Dehere, Brian Skinner, are some of the bad mistakes Elgin Baylor has made in his tenure as the GM of the Clippers. I mean they have been cellar dwellers since he became GM, and really haven't made an effort to be good until the brass at the Staples Center told the Clippers management that if they dont start doing something about their ways they won't renew their lease because they feel they can throw 5 concerts and make the same as the Clippers do in one season. So since 03-04 the Clippers have been trying, and only having one good season in 05-06 and then it was back to the doldrums. Albeit injuries hurt them after that great playoff run, still they have been terrible for years and years prior. Elgin needed to step down because the game had passed him by in all facets. He enjoyed sitting courtside and eating popcorn and getting his face on the jumbotron every now and then. Elgin go out quietly and honorable because you are a legend and you dont want your image tarnished by the Clippers, you are a H.O.F.er and you are 74, chill out and spend some of that money the Clippers were giving you for losing. Your resume is not a good one and you lost 1135 games to be exact while you were the GM so you really have no argument and you don't want them airing out your dirty laundry, so take it like a man and realize the game has passed you by.

Opie Has A Stalker

2008-10-07T11:19:00.000-07:00

Luke Walton has a stalker. I dont know why, but he does and this crazy girl(not the one pictured, that is his main chick) had pulled up next to him in his car and fired fake gun shots at him with her finger. She has been on him since last year sometime and has been spotted at his house numerous times. She has vandalized his property and camped outside of his house because he didn't sign an autograph. Well Wheat I dont know what to say but have the tweezers ready because this year you will be picking splinters.

Finally Reggie

2008-10-07T11:05:00.001-07:00

Reggie Bush put on a show last night and its about damn time. I know the NFL is a man's league and not the Pac 10, but come on give me something Reg. Last night against Adrian Peterson and the Vikings Reggie had 269 all purpose yards including 2 punt returns for TD's becoming the 12th NFL player to do that in a game. The Saints lost the game at home on Monday Night Football and it was because of turnovers and great defense by Antoine Winfield. Reggie Bush has caught a lot of slack for not being a overpowering up the middle type running back, he is an outside rusher a screen play running back. I dont think Reggie will ever be an Adrian Peterson type running back, but I do think he will be Reggie Bush and if used as a Marshall Faulk type back he will become worthy of the 2nd pick that he was.

Kurt Warner Is A True Teammate

2008-10-07T08:43:00.000-07:00

I have never ever heard of a player retiring because he caused(inadvertently)the injury of another. That just shows you that not all athletes think me first. Against the Jets last weekend in the 4th quarter the Cards were down 3 touchdowns with under 2 minutes to play, and Warner found the best receiver in the game(sorry T.O., Randy, Plax,)Anquan Boldin open for a TD, when he threw it, Boldin got hit in the head by 2 charging Jet defenders and looked like he had broken his neck, albeit was a sinus fracture that hit still gives me chills. Kurt Warner texted his wife after the game and told her he was going to retire because Boldin's injury was all his fault and could've been avoided. He said he was thisclose to retiring, but decided after he heard Boldin would be ok he rethought his idea and came back and led the Cards to a victory over the undefeated Bills. Not too many guys would've even cared about their teammate getting hurt let alone contemplate retirement. Wow goes to show you that Jesus walks with Kurt Warner.